Here and Back Again? Essentially, standing still.
omg yeah such a lotr rip off
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK TO THE LONELY MOUNTAIN
In his mother’s ovaries and his father’s testicles
In victorian London
NO SHIT
DIE
Yes, it’s a sequel where Bilbo has inexplicably grown younger, Gandalf has decided to rock the grey robes again and Frodo has shot back inside his mother
YOU ARE DEAD TO ME.
Protip: It is.
I… what?
…die
Eragon
Well that didn’t take long for my url to get removed from the source…















