August 2012
Girl: Oh wow that's so crazy!
Father: YOUNG LADY IN THIS HOUSE WE SAY CRAY-CRAY
Callum, why did you call me?
I couldn’t be bothered to answer
can’t wait for Callum to get back from being on the toilet to find the sudden influx of hatred
thehumanoftheyear:
iamsexy:
from browsing my halls facebook group, I’ve already worked out who the weird Callum-style recluse in my building is
Imagine if Callum turned up at your uni and he’d secretly transferred and was living in your halls
IMAGINE
I wouldn’t be too bothered, it’s not like he’s going to leave his room
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narfcesca replied to your post: from browsing my halls facebook group, I’ve…
why is everybody so mean to Callum am I missing something here
ok here’s a story
I went to his flat once
and he didn’t say hi
he just locked himself in his room
and left me to talk to his flatmates
from browsing my halls facebook group, I’ve already worked out who the weird Callum-style recluse in my building is
makemepure:
hemingwaylionthroatpunch:
I’m 10% Brony
I’m 10% Kony.
I saw a car with a Kony 2012 sticker on it the other day
I laughed
Doctor Who-eve is always a really long day
I’ve only been awake for about an hour and it already feels like 5 or 6
hemingwaylionthroatpunch:
I’m like 90% grunge
yeah well I’m like 90% grunge and 90% punk
Well the Pond Life finale was… dark
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kingunderthemountain:
iamsexy:
kingunderthemountain:
iamsexy:
Noo Noo
I don’t know why
Noo Noo.
Noo Noo’s a book.
A book about Noo Noos.
I think it’s an elephant.
Who sucks dummies, and calls them Noo Noos.
Your parents sucked you off.
And called you Noo Noo.
Stop molesting us mentally with your fucking weird fantasies you perverted fuck
Freud would have something to say...
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thehumanoftheyear:
oh shit it’s my mum’s birthday today
well…..
want me to take care of her?
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thehumanoftheyear:
iamsexy:
Noo Noo
I don’t know why
Noo Noo.
Awww
changing your name in my phone to Noo Noo
well then.
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kingunderthemountain:
iamsexy:
Noo Noo
I don’t know why
Noo Noo.
Noo Noo’s a book.
A book about Noo Noos.
I think it’s an elephant.
Who sucks dummies, and calls them Noo Noos.
Your parents sucked you off.
And called you Noo Noo.
Stop molesting us mentally with your fucking weird fantasies you perverted fuck
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Noo Noo
I don’t know why
Noo Noo.
thehumanoftheyear:
plushturtle:
I sparred for the first time yesterday and I won which is cool. I need to get a mouthguard though, it was nervewracking not having one
One time i sparred my sensai, and his stomach was so rock hard that when i punched him it hurt my hand even though i had pads on…
Why do you call me your sensai?
It’s not Callum’s Birthday anymore
if you’ve been pretending to be nice to him
you can stop
Why have I never seen American Pie before?!
It’s fucking hilarious
FIFTY SHADES OF RYDER AND JOSH
deathsy:
xxxxxxxxxxxxx part five xxxxxxxxxxxx
“What took you so long?!” Amy farted.
“There was a security guard and I thought she was going to find out I was lying” Said Ryder.
“Hi Ryder” said a voice from behind him.
He turned round, it was Georgie. “I knew that voice was far too ginger to be Josh’s”, he thought.
“Hi Georgie” he said glumly, “have you seen Josh around?”
“Yeah, he just...
FIFTY SHADES OF RYDER AND JOSH
deathsy:
PART FOUR xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Ryder got to the merch stand. He squoze past Rosy and frantically looked about to see if he could glimpse a site of Josh. He couldn’t. He panicked. Jazza was there telling someone he didn’t recognise how much the Jack and Dean posters were to be priced at. He could feel the tears building up. And then there was a tap on his shoulder.
He turned round.
...
FIFTY SHADES OF RYDER AND JOSH
deathsy:
PART 3 xxxxxxxx
The YouTube peasants (aka. the pre-teen girls with ukuleles with less than fifty subscribers, DFTBA lololo) were queued up all round The Brewery. Josh looked at the queue. “Fuck that”, he said and then he strided arrogantly towards the front of the queue. A scary looking security lady named Bertha stomped over, her eyes red with rage, her moustache quivering, “oi you,...
FIFTY SHADES OF RYDER AND JOSH
deathsy:
part 2xxxxx
(It’s the day before Summer in the City, I should’ve renamed this fanfic Sex and the Summer in the City but too late now)
Ryder was egg static now that he knew that he’d definitely see Josh at the weekend. He tweeted “SEE U ALL AT SITC ;)”. The “;)” was aimed at Josh and by “U ALL” he just meant Josh.
Meanwhile in Twickenham, Josh was checking Twitter because he was...
FIFTY SHADES OF RYDER AND JOSH
deathsy:
Once upon a time there lived a boy named Ryder who worked in a party shop. He liked the shop because it wasn’t boring like all the other shops because it had silly things, he didn’t like the shop because he had to work on Saturdays and Summer in the City was coming up. Ryder really wanted to go to Summer in the City this year because he heard that Josh was working on the merch table,...
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They… they.. they… they cancelled Jersey Shore
The next season… is … the last…
not sure… what anything is anymore… why
WHY
WHYYYYY
helloimashoutyman:
If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.
That’s why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.
allghosting:
sweet-bitsy:
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