July 2012
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rosiehannah replied to your post: Men’s Needs by The Cribs has shuffled 4 times…
can never have too much of the cribs though
At Reading I’m going to make them let me join the band
Because that will definitely happen
Men’s Needs by The Cribs has shuffled 4 times since I got home
and as much as I love it
FOUR TIMES
I’VE BEEN HOME ABOUT 45 MINUTES
Blur's Two Step Health Plan
hemingwaylionthroatpunch:
Cut down on pork pies
Exercise
Can we all take a moment to look at Josh's...
plushturtle:
kingunderthemountain:
Search ‘callum shankland’ in the tags…
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This is why nobody will employ me
this is beautiful I hope your employers have all looked at this
reading through the notes is amazing
Callum: Josh, you have a habit of editing photos of me to make it look like I’m a cum sponge
Me: You have a habit of posting photos where it looks like you love...
bitrude:
princemase:
My favourite sports are the ones where they’re wearing the least amount of clothing.
preach
sex
I won the three-legged race every year without fail in primary school
Why the fuck aren’t I in the olympics?
plushturtle:
thehumanoftheyear:
plushturtle:
Ever since I’ve been single I’ve actually managed to make actual changes to my life. I’ve started kickboxing and going to the gym (and I’ve gained a stone), I’ve bought a car and consequently terrified half of my friends into never stepping into a vehicle with me again, and I’ve bought quite a few new clothes too.
I was thinking about this the...
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woyski replied to your post: plushturtle replied to your post: why doesn’t…
idiot
fuck off Woy you still wet the bed
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plushturtle replied to your post: why doesn’t olympic tennis follow the …
It doesn’t?
wait it does
it was a tie-break
that’s why
IGNORE ME
why doesn’t olympic tennis follow the
love-15-30-40-game
system?
CAUSE IT’S CONFUSING NOW
oh my god
in rewatching all of community
I’ve discovered
three episodes
that I missed
THREE
IT’S LIKE CHRISTMAS
woyski:
JOSH IS OFFICIALLY THE WORST FRIEND EVER
I AM SO FUNNY
plushturtle:
iamsexy:
plushturtle:
iamsexy:
SPAIN are out of the Olympic Football
SPAIN
HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN
haha europoors can’t even win at povertyball
I hope china wins every event
China aren’t in the football
Why? Silly china
they were too busy killing all the female first borns to qualify for the football
bitrude:
iamsexy:
bitrude:
plushturtle:
bitrude:
I fancy some sex but I’d also be alright with some grapes.
I know a girl who put grapes in her vagina. She isn’t the type to buy the sturdy seedy grapes so I imagine that it was messy and unsatisfying
John why do you always know a girl where do you get these friends from is it to do with being southern is that what it is, don’t you...
bitrude:
plushturtle:
bitrude:
I fancy some sex but I’d also be alright with some grapes.
I know a girl who put grapes in her vagina. She isn’t the type to buy the sturdy seedy grapes so I imagine that it was messy and unsatisfying
John why do you always know a girl where do you get these friends from is it to do with being southern is that what it is, don’t you have a metropolitan...
plushturtle:
iamsexy:
SPAIN are out of the Olympic Football
SPAIN
HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN
haha europoors can’t even win at povertyball
I hope china wins every event
China aren’t in the football
SPAIN are out of the Olympic Football
SPAIN
HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN
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prettyvisitor replied to your post: I have 3 weeks left of working After that lots of…
can’t wait for uniiiiiiiii
it’s the only thing keeping me motivated enough to keep going to work
I have 3 weeks left of working
After that lots of exciting things are happening
Reading Festival
Possibly Amsterdam
Possibly recording some music
MUSE ALBUM OUT
THE KILLERS ALBUM OUT
GREEN DAY ALBUM OUT
University and moving out and shit
meant to google ‘the student room’
actually googled ‘the strudel room’
not sure why
Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
shaving23spiders:
His palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti there’s vomit on spaghetti already mom’s spaghetti He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs but he keeps on spaghetti
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I’ve been home for about 10 minutes and I’ve already finished a whole thing of Paté
alongside half a packet of crackers
10 minutes man
I AM OUT OF CONTROL
SIT DOWN!
badcgijosh:
gothicwoadie:
crylea:
Heres a quick shout out to all the haters out there, hating on us ‘Holmies’.
THERE IS NO ACTUAL EVIDENCE JAMES HOLMES WAS THE MURDERER.
SO UNTIL THERE IS… STFU!
bye
This is why there’s no White History month
