March 2012
Little Nicky is such an under rated film.
kingunderthemountain:
ilikeitalot.
Say Mr Beefy, Say it, Say it
when I wear my leather jacket with just a white...
Watchgeneticdisorder:
whiletheflies:
notreallylisteningsir:
I AM ALMOST TOO CONFUSED AND SHOCKED TO FORM AN OPINION.
Macy Gray ‘covering’ - and I use the term loosely - My Chemical Romance’s Teenagers. If you haven’t heard the original, 1) WHERE DID YOU SPEND 2007 2) here it is
fucki hell
this is so funny
this is ridiculous omg
Oh my god what the fuck is this
I’m crying with...
plushturtle:
iamsexy:
fannycradocks:
heres what you missed on glee
gay asked gay to gay a gay gay gay, and gay was gay but gay gay didnt gay gay awful gay awful very gay awful
oh fuck, gay did a gay what gay? SO pissed I missed that I always wanted gay to gay the gay
I had someone tell me what I missed since I stopped watching after season 1 and like characters have died and got married...
fannycradocks:
heres what you missed on glee
gay asked gay to gay a gay gay gay, and gay was gay but gay gay didnt gay gay awful gay awful very gay awful
oh fuck, gay did a gay what gay? SO pissed I missed that I always wanted gay to gay the gay
ok seriously how does google gravity know when my...
like seriously
iwantonlytohelpfreeyourmind:
iamsexy:
iwantonlytohelpfreeyourmind:
Im so awake..
I’m in that weird stage where I’m tired but nowhere near ready for sleep.
But even so it’s like my subconscious mind is spilling into my conscious mind and making me think about a lot of weird stuff.
It’s at this time that I’m usually my most creative.
I like this time.
Would you like to use your...
iwantonlytohelpfreeyourmind:
Im so awake..
I’m in that weird stage where I’m tired but nowhere near ready for sleep.
But even so it’s like my subconscious mind is spilling into my conscious mind and making me think about a lot of weird stuff.
It’s at this time that I’m usually my most creative.
I like this time.
Here’s one way to solve world peace:
If my theory is correct, then all the religions are right. Maybe not here, but somewhere. Like a different universe, but still.
The coolest part about my theory on the afterlife is that one day, I will be an actual, real life Time Lord.
In fact, I’ll be a fucking Wizard one day too.
And I’ll have a digimon.
And a pokemon.
And I’ll live in fucking Middle Earth.
Sometimes, all these things will happen at the same time.
The worst part about my theory is that one day we’ll all be Margaret...
google gravity what is this witchcraft
I’m an atheist though. No god is necessary in my view of the afterlife.
You see, I believe in an infinite number of universes.
That means, everything exists somewhere.
Every tiny choice causes it’s own reality.
Different universes could have completely different laws of physics.
With infinity, you get to the point where absolutely everything is possible.
And not just possible,...
Although, I do believe in life after death so fuck it. By 2112 I’ll almost definitely be dead in this life and be up to much more interesting things in another life.
Sometimes, however, I think the complete opposite about technology and I’m frustrated by stupid things.
For example, I have no doubt that one day mankind will reach the stage where we’ll be able to travel amongst the stars.
But that won’t be our generation.
I have no doubt that one day we’ll be able to cure all diseases and essentially become immortal.
But that...
Sometimes thinking about potential future technologies seriously terrifies me.
I feel like I’m the sort of person who if they eventually invent a system of teleportation, would absolutely refuse to use it.
How do I know that I’ll actually come out the other end? Sure, the guy on the other end may look and act like me, have all my memories and feelings. But he’s just been...
Occasionally I remember that my next birthday is my 20th
and it frightens the shit out of me
TWENTY
That’s TWO DECADES
How the fuck can I have been living that long
vondell-swain:
cataquack:
jpegartifacts:
The Pirate Bay Claims It’s Going To Host The Site Via Drones Flying Over International Waters
One of the technical things we always optimize is where to put our front machines. They are the ones that re-direct your traffic to a secret location. We have now decided to try to build something extraordinary. With the development of GPS controlled...
kingunderthemountain:
banknote:
If you’re the sort of person who douses their food in sauce, instead of making a little dippy station, you are a MONSTER and I’m sorry, we cannot be friends.
THIS. What kind of a cunt pours ketchup on top of their chips? The cunts.
dothegoblin:
I honestly don’t understand the American version of The Office. I mean, the original had that awkward humour that Ricky Gervais does so brilliantly, characters that were relatable regardless of whether you want them to be or not, and the story of David Brent is as moving as it is pitiful. It’s much more than a comedy.
The American version, on the other hand, is absurd,...
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fyeahmary replied to your post: I swear like 20 minutes ago it was only 1am
the clocks have changed haha! :)
that is the joke
I swear like 20 minutes ago it was only 1am
now it’s past 2
madness
time flies
Does anybody want to come and watch Withnail & I...
kingunderthemountain:
It’ll be neat.
only if we can snuggle
kingunderthemountain:
iamsexy:
I’m fairly sure that at some point in my life I’ve had the same hairstyle as every single member of One Direction
But there are only about 2/3…
there’s the quiff
the long curly
the flicky side sweep
then when they were on x-factor there was that guy Liam’s long and incredibly straightened
and then there’s the half curly, half straight...
I’m fairly sure that at some point in my life I’ve had the same hairstyle as every single member of One Direction
Oh my good grief this is the funniest thing I've...
kingunderthemountain:
Probably best to not show you all, but still, here we are.
oh jesus christ
even after all this time, seeing people call him ‘Doctor Who’ still sends me into a furious rage
I'm
a pork pie?
my draw something username is
J-dawg-NWA-Dizzle-Nizzle
