A New Star Wars Suggested Viewing Order →
thevirginscary: safarizone: judeisthelaw: flavorcountry: roxa: This whole thing is so fucking brilliant and amazing that I almost cried. Holy fuck, you guys. Machete Order actually does the impossible: it makes me want to watch the prequels. Or at least two of ‘em. Holy fucking shit. It works. This is fantastic. For the lazy, they suggest you watch IV, V, II, III, VI. I highly...
daveismint: cashooo: take a shot every time you exist wasted in seconds best drinking game ever unless you’re a philosopher who follows David Hume
When “Pokemon” was first released in Japan,...
At the Noel Gallagher O2 Arena show
Noel: This one's for all the Manchester City fans out there
Man in front of me: OH FUCK OFF NOEL, YOU'RE A NORTHERN CUNT. A NORTHERN CUNT IS WHAT YOU ARE NOEL.
Me: Yeah and you paid £50 to see him you fucking moron.
So Noel Gallagher was amazing but the real...
Why are people writing on colour charts and...
The Pixies - Manta Ray
Fun Facts: I’ve met Noel Gallagher twice and Liam once When I was 5 years old, I “beat” them in a game of pool I’ve met their mother on several occasions, she knows my stepmother and comes from the same town I was served a pint by the man who served Liam his first legal pint Does this mean Noel will invite me backstage tonight? Yes, I should think it does.
Also, today, when I got told I only had 10 minutes...
my brain started playing the Ready Steady Cook ‘one minute remaining’ music God damn Ainsley Harriot.
Whenever someone at work asks me if I'm a student
I tell them I’m on a gap year But also make a point of telling them I’m an actor A proper actor who does paid work Just so they know I don’t plan on staying there forever Or you know, more than a couple months
I just looked in the mirror and got so confused at...
Then I realised that mirrors show a mirror image which is why they are called mirrors
No Robert Smith, Why can’t I be you?
Why are the Cure so good
I just want to make love to Fascination Street It’s one of the most perfect songs ever
talking about festivals
daveismint: with josh makes me very happy because someone shares my enthusiasm about the whole festival experiences. i’m so goddamn excited already, what am i. Morrissey Meat Fest 2012
a-fluffy-mind replied to your post: Never thought finding someone to come and see one of the greatest musicians who ever lived with me would be so difficult Not really no… NOT HELPFUL SHAUN
Never thought finding someone to come and see one...
SOMEONE WANNA COME SEE NOEL GALLAGHER? TOMORROW NIGHT O2 ARENA
motoroladroid: After 5 hours of strenuous, sweaty, labor, a woman finally gives birth. Her red, crying face smiles weakly as the doctor presents her child to her. “Congratulations, he’s a boy!” says the doctor. The woman sits up suddenly, her soaked hair falling over her shoulders. “YOU CISSEXIST PIECE OF SHIT!” she screams at the doctor. “WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN HE’S A BOY? HOW THE HELL DO...
Those adverts that try and make you believe you've...
“Hundreds of hot babes in your area RICHMOND want to contact you!” “Congratulations, user in RICHMOND with IP address 832.293.233.293 YOU HAVE WON” Does anyone actually believe them? Like anyone? Why is it still a tactic they use? To just generically pluck your ip address and use that to find an area roughly near you
Anonymous asked: I've wanted to have sex with you for a long time, love, your favourite meat product. xxxxxxx
So I come home intoxicated and none of you have...
Or ask me stuff Any stuff Whatever stuff you want or tell me stuff whatever whatever I do what I want http://iamsexy.tumblr.com/ask
OK KINGSTON TIME
When I return, I shall most likely be intoxicated Use this wisely Ask me things Confess your love Make fun of me ANYTHING http://iamsexy.tumblr.com/ask
Anonymous asked: I think I kissed you once
Put a † in my ask, and I'll smash or pass you.
tedbundywasahusky: ! THIS COULD BE FUN. I’m about to go out and drink so when I get home you’ll all get drunken, possibly sexy talk.
I'm starving, might kill a child and drink their...