July 2011
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rosiehannah:
noel gallagher > liam gallagher
obviously, noel is actually talented and liam is a fame hungry cunt
Anonymous asked: are you at vidcon?
work in an hour boo
Why didn't they just shoot Sauron in Lord of the...
Why didn’t they just shoot Lord Vader in Star Wars?
Why didn’t the rebel alliance feed the africans? FUCK YOU REBEL ALLIANCE, YOU’RE FROM SPACE SURELY YOU CAN HELP THE AFRICANS.
Why didn’t the hobbits stop hiroshima? fucking self centered hobbits.
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I think at Reading
I’ll watch the first 40 minutes or so of MCR, then catch the last 40 minutes or so of Beady Eye
when people say 'not your average' what they...
I’m not your average girl! - I’m a completely average girl
I’m not your average parent! - I’m nothing but a totally average parent
I’m not your average child murdering sociopath! - I’m an average child murdering sociopath
Anonymous asked: omg this is fun who am i eh eh eh?
urgh, work tonight
veerity:
iamsexy:
I can’t be assed
Assed? That sounds so horrificly wrong… Arsed?
I don’t like the look of ‘arse’ for some reason so I usually put ‘ass’
I know, americanisms, whatever, I don’t care.
urgh, work tonight
I can’t be assed
Anonymous asked: Who am I?
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klec replied to your post: Do you have my IP tracked? WHO AM I?
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit now I can’t lurk on you…
meh, I only check my stats about once a week, and even then I only check the first page so I probably won’t notice… or mind.
I might delete all the people I have tracked cause none of them actually do leave anons anyway, except for one, and I’m fairly sure I have a couple...
When people can track your IP address and work out...
veerity:
So from now on none of you are getting any suspicious/interesting/personal/pisstaking questions.
You can all blame Josh.
I think we can all blame you for being silly enough to make it obvious who was asking me those questions
Anonymous asked: Do you have my IP tracked? WHO AM I?
veerity:
iamsexy:
veerity replied to your post: Why so? You assumed it was Vee last time. Because she owns a Macbook I believe?
Fuck.
you could have gotten away with it if you didn’t make that silly mistake ahahaha now I’ve labelled your IP address so it will always tell me that you are Verity HAHAHAHA
Yeah. But this is my work computer. So I rarely use it. I was just bored. So ner.
oh...
Anonymous asked: i secretly hate you hahahahheho
If you would like to be considered as a candidate...
if you’re fit I probably won’t have to force it
Still though, if you guys MUST know the identities...
trololol no
Btw, if you're one of these people and you leave...
klec:
iamsexy:
Vee
Hordley
Kirsty Capes
Flo
Lugg
Shankland
John Evered
Amy Woy
I haven’t left you an anonymous ask in like a year. Everything I have to say to you, I’m not ashamed to say unanonymously. I think I even asked the same question as Vee about your threesome sex dream unanonymously.
yeah, if you’ve left me an unanon ask, and I can be bothered then I’ll label...
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veerity replied to your post: Why so? You assumed it was Vee last time. Because she owns a Macbook I believe?
Fuck.
you could have gotten away with it if you didn’t make that silly mistake ahahaha now I’ve labelled your IP address so it will always tell me that you are Verity HAHAHAHA
Btw, if you're one of these people and you leave...
Vee
Hordley
Kirsty Capes
Flo
Lugg
Shankland
John Evered
Amy Woy
Anonymous asked: you are gay?
Anonymous asked: Why so? You assumed it was Vee last time. Because she owns a Macbook I believe?
Anonymous asked: Were they all female?
If I have sex in a dream, the rest of the dream is...
last night I dreamt that I was waiting for Muse at Reading in the VIP bit and Matt Bellamy came up to me and said he wanted me to help them play on stage cause their usual tour member was sick
so then I got to go on stage and play guitar and shit with Muse and it was wonderful.
Anonymous asked: So. Who was your sex dream about?
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-7-24) →
Muse (16)
HIM (7)
Marilyn Manson (7)
Radiohead (7)
Pulp (6)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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things that made me happy today
getting into ALRA
finding out that they’ve finally put Nirvana’s ‘Bleach’ on Spotify
kfcpleasesme asked: yes you are sexy
ido-notknow asked: oh no
fucking hell people are far too easily offended on...
omg stop being so ignorant and disrespectful of other peoples beliefs about abortion with your cartoon omg bla bla bla
omg my stretched ears iz well kl and scene fuk yu dick ed I luv having a mullet cause i look cool
omg you swear you sound like a right dick ed i bet you dont even have year 6 sats
Anonymous asked: fuck you not everyone with stretched ears is like that
asiancore:
wanna hear a joke
stretched ears
that’s it
that’s the joke
shut up, it’s a really cool way to let everyone know that you’re individual and into pop-punk/screamo
fukin br00tal m8
when people consider swearing a lack of...
FUCK OFF
Plan: See Muse live at least once a year.
-2010: Wembley Stadium
-2011: Reading Festival
Now they need to do something in 2012
klec:
If I shave my armpits, does that make me a bad feminist?
not at all, it’s your body do whatever you want
I’m totally going armpit nude at the end of the summer because body hair disgusts me so much
dothegoblin:
I wanna go camping.
both of you, come Reading fest, we can fornicate
occasionally I look at my life and think "I have...
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can't wait for Interpol at Reading.
such a great band, they deserve to be so much bigger than they are
officially going to reply to people with 'because...
helloimtara:
went to put the rubbish out and got called a dickwad by an eight year old
fucking hate my street :-(
I got called gay by a pikey when I walked to sainsbury’s yesterday.
Apparently, brushing your teeth and buying your clothes at somewhere other than Asda and JJB makes you gay. I didn’t get the memo.