June 2011
Reblog if you've been told you have a nice ass.
fabulouslybritish-: t3h3h3 it’s coz I do
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shes-a-waterfall: I am at the pub with John Everend discussing Lil Wayne lyrics and topless tuesdays I want to be at the pub with John Evered :(
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cakesofamy-deactivated20111210 asked: 104
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When I give other people numbers for those number...
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Anonymous asked: 35
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-thechroniclesofbitch asked: 28 36 40
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hindsyblah-deactivated20130126 asked: 26?
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klec asked: 8
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youre-a-lint-licker asked: 23
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adorableegaarbage asked: 15 ?
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Anonymous asked: 43
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free-sensation: put a number in my ask and I’ll answer. Shoe Size: Sexual Orientation: Do you Smoke? Do you Drink? Do you Take Drugs? Age you get mistaken for: Have Tattoos? Want any tattoos Got any Piercings? Want any piercings? Best friend? Relationship status: Biggest turn ons: Biggest turn offs: Favorite Movie: I’ll love you if: Someone you miss: Most traumatic experience: ...
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I'm having fucking burritos for dinner
never had a burrito before I’m so excited
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Anonymous asked: whos amy woy?
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Wii U Already Has Confirmed Zelda Game – In HD!  →
heaventakethysoul: merlinthegrey: dodongodislikessmoke: Zelda HD tech demo has been confirmed to be a real game, and that it could not run on the 360 or PS3 hardware, once again re-confirming that Wiiu is significantly more powerful than the PS3. OH, FRABJOUS DAY :’) gdhbrdnjtrneresgsge I AM SO HAPPY
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Ed Miliband gets stuck in a time loop →
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I'm so hungry, fuck gardening
and tonight I have to go and see my (hopefully) new boss
Jun 30th
Everyone is getting itunes tickets but me :(
JUST GIV ME ARCTIC MONKEYS + MILES KANE AND I’LL BE HAPPY
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Hate it when you go on someone's Tumblr and they...
hamiejarris: I’m listening to my own music the majority of the time and it’s just annoying and cuntish. I refuse to follow blogs like this
Jun 30th
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I HAVE MORE FOLLOWERS THAN AMY WOY
BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
Jun 30th
great, allergic reaction to all these fucking...
I HAVE RASHY ARMS
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ask a sexy gardener anything because I'm not...
http://iamsexy.tumblr.com/ask
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Also I'm supposed to be gardening at the moment in...
I did for an hour and now I’m taking an hours break. Seems fair.
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I just realized
Never again will it be correct for me to say “They go to my college” or “I go to college with them” It is now “They went to my college” or “I went to college with them” Unless I’m talking about the dirty first years 
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My sidebar has gone again :/
mamaflo: Does anybody know how yo get it back again? mine went last night :( they did another dashboard update but the changes are only apparent if you have an ipad 
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If anyone has last.fm, you will find me here
http://www.last.fm/user/joshscuse
Jun 30th
I got woken up at about 9am this morning by a...
My window was open because it was fucking sweltering and I was naked because that’s how I sleep yet he still decided to poke his head through the window and say “Oi mate, you wouldn’t mind closing the window for me would ya?” FUCK OFF I DON’T EVEN WANT MY WINDOWS CLEANED 
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{Chances taken, hope embraced}: can't bring myself... →
iamsexy: aliceyarr: i miss federer :( fucking tsonga. though, fair play to him, he did play a blinding match. i will watch murray/nadal. begrudgingly, but i’ll watch it. i couldn’t care less about the womens. possibly watch sharapova but definitely with the sound off. always wanted… I think that’s why it was so good to watch… It was weird seeing Federer play so awfully...
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WatchWatch
afterdarks: repyourclique: bangbreezy: strickly4daladies: xxtyonexx: O_O sex from the inside eeeeew   i lost my appetite. i’m staying celibate FOREVER now welp, I’m going to go throw up now. What a glorious thing to wake up to.
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can't bring myself to watch wimbledon.
aliceyarr: i miss federer :( fucking tsonga. though, fair play to him, he did play a blinding match. i will watch murray/nadal. begrudgingly, but i’ll watch it. i couldn’t care less about the womens. possibly watch sharapova but definitely with the sound off. always wanted Nadal to win Tsonga/Federer match was incredible though I just don’t want Murray to win
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One of my neighbours is learning to play the...
mamaflo: He has spent the past hour singing How You Remind Me by Nickelback over and over and over again. I am slowly losing the will to live!! In fairness, there is no way it sounds worse than if Nickelback played it themselves… Nickelback makes everyone lose the will to live
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Anonymous asked: are you afraid of snakes then?
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ok the moth has gone
fuck snakes
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geneticdisorder: iamsexy: geneticdisorder: someone make a band with me so i can feel productive all summer instead of watching food network. what instruments do you play? piano terribly and i sing better than i play. I can also clap quite efficiently. Clicking my fingers is a risky area. you can be in my as yet unformed band but you can’t sing cause I’m singing and my ego...
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massive ass moth in my room and for some reason...
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geneticdisorder: someone make a band with me so i can feel productive all summer instead of watching food network. what instruments do you play?
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Anonymous asked: 16(:
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that reply took far too long for very little...
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Anonymous asked: who is lord sugar and what on earth are you talking about?
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