December 2011
just pierced my ear again to see whether 3...
I didn’t like it
But I do like piercing myself
underaged:
May your 2012 be filled with unprotected sex and rampant drug abuse.
I'm forcing myself to stay awake in order to try...
Zombie - The Cranberries
can't wait for all the hilarious New Year jokes
I haven’t slept at all this year! (At 6am New Year’s Day)
Ha, I haven’t seen you since last year! (To someone you saw on December 30th)
I’ve been drunk since last year!
2011 is so last year!
I haven’t had a poo since last year
I’ve been wearing the same clothes since last year
Infinite other variations on the joke that the year is a few hours old and last...
well now seems like a good time to try on my...
Let it never be said that romance is dead, ‘cause...
is it romance with me that’s occupying your head?
I went out drinking with my Dad last night
then I came home and made chicken soup at 3 in the morning
like, from scratch
pissed out of my head
chicken soup
from scratch
at 3am
I’m a pro
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Rewatching Reading videos I've decided that...
They’re fantastic live
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Brilliant Jimmy
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Aw I love it when people remember how happy I get when I’m not invited
What happens when the Doctor runs out of...
Audience Member: This question for Mr. Moffat. How are you going to keep doing the regenerations because, the Doctor is only supposed to have 12 and he's used them all up apart from that last one.
Moffat: First of all, he can regenerate 12 times and that would mean there would be 13 Doctors. What we'll do in the event that we reach that point, and we've had 13 Doctors, there's this emergency BBC protocol. We will... make something up.
For the record, it was retcon'd in the Sarah Jane Adventures while the doctor was supposedly dead and there were some crazy ass crow things that were obviously evil but somehow Mr Smith didn't clock onto that, anyway that is what they did.
Yeah, but that is generally considered to have been a joke/something said to shut a child up. The vast majority of fans won't be happy until something as big as the number of times the Doctor can die has been officially dealt with in the main show.
What happens when the Doctor runs out of...
Audience Member: This question for Mr. Moffat. How are you going to keep doing the regenerations because, the Doctor is only supposed to have 12 and he's used them all up apart from that last one.
Moffat: First of all, he can regenerate 12 times and that would mean there would be 13 Doctors. What we'll do in the event that we reach that point, and we've had 13 Doctors, there's this emergency BBC protocol. We will... make something up.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
Muse (13)
Metallica (8)
HIM (7)
Red Hot Chili Peppers (6)
The Darkness (6)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
mom: come down for dinner
me: ok
five minutes later
mom: I SAID COME DOWN FOR DINNER NOBODY EVER FUCKING LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE YOU GUYS DONT APPRECIATE ANYTHING
me: ok *goes to the kitchen* wheres the food
mom: oh its not done yet
There are still people who say "soooooo...
I THOUGHT WE KILLED THEM ALL
Me and my friend Robert have gone to London...
Tomorrow we’re adding pubs into the equation since we can now.
Can’t wait.
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Rule #2939 of Christmas
On boxing day you will be invited to thousands of facebook events/groups called “GOT A NEW PHONE NEED NUMBERS :)” or something similar
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Christmas 2011
The day onesies stopped being cool
Phrases I hate #19382
“I don’t bite… much ;) :)”
No
Fuck off
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