January 2011
I JUST GOT ORDAINED
I’m gonna marry me some bitches
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I want to meet people from tumblr and see what...
grandmasbeenraped: DRUG THEM UP… YOU’VE MET ME!!!! obviously… 
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boris-the-human asked: Carl Mandy.
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I WANT TO LIVE IN A SHIRE HOUSE SO BAD.
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I could go to bed now and actually have a decent...
probably won’t…
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400th post.
awkwarddinner: and done at 11.11 <3 I’ve nearly posted 10 times as much as you… I need a life
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geneticdisorder: Come to conclusion that my english teacher wants me she wrote all over my essay like FANTASTIC!1!!!!!1!11 ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!11111!!!!!! FABULOUS!!!!!1111!!1!1 she well wants me. My English teacher is a milf well, one of them… the other looks like gollum 
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awkwarddinner: iamsexy: awkwarddinner: iamsexy: giving a load of strangers/people I know my number cause I’m bored like yeah You’re definitely going to get a load of prank texts now. Have fun with that ;) Are you the one who just text me saying ‘penis’?… …….. well if it’s not you whatever I just text them is probably going to seem really insulting :)
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awkwarddinner: iamsexy: giving a load of strangers/people I know my number cause I’m bored like yeah You’re definitely going to get a load of prank texts now. Have fun with that ;) Are you the one who just text me saying ‘penis’?…
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giving a load of strangers/people I know my number cause I’m bored like yeah
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need to book out a mcdonalds party room
rosiehannah: oop……….. can you still do that aged 18?
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I now have the best ringtone.
awkwarddinner: iamsexy: awkwarddinner: Somebody text me please so that I can try it out :) my ring tone is Ashes to Ashes by David Bowie… I win Mine is now the Fresh Prince theme tune. I have the “freshest” ringtone. LOL get it ;) God I’m lame. oh dear… 
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I do a bit Jack. But I'm NOT going to...
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I now have the best ringtone.
awkwarddinner: Somebody text me please so that I can try it out :) my ring tone is Ashes to Ashes by David Bowie… I win
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Jack. I'm not posting my penis...
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60 posts till 4000, I should do something special,...
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I really want to go to bed and listen to my Harry...
peacockz: but the narrator doesn’t pronounce the ‘t’ in ‘Voldemort’ and I fear I will slowly get annoyed to death you aren’t really supposed to vol de mort is french for ‘fly from death’  
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Oh for fuck's sake.
harrisonpim: iamsexy: bummingaslan: cmburns: I just want to not feel completely alone in this miserable world for a little while. Clone yourself, that’s what I’m doing. I did it already, successfully, him and I have not had sex though… yet… name a time and place bby
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plushturtle: I know this is kinda immature, but the word bumbaclot is hilarious *bumbaclart 
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Oh for fuck's sake.
bummingaslan: cmburns: I just want to not feel completely alone in this miserable world for a little while. Clone yourself, that’s what I’m doing. I did it already, successfully, him and I have not had sex though…
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I'm bringing in my laptop tomorow
awkwarddinner: and I shall be in the library at 1 if anybody wants to come and take pictures with me :) I finish at 1 tomorrow  everyone b jelly 
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might get myself pejazzled
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The Chronicles Of Bitch.: oh my god I need cpr →
thechroniclesofbitch: Vogue have a Young Writers Talent Contest to find young journalists interested in fashion You have to write 3 pieces and if you win you get £1000 (not that interested in that) and a months paid work experience at Vogue (omfg that would be amazing) People who have won have gone on to be poets,… I won it last year 
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Take a nude 'Tumble' with me?: So. →
bummingaslan: After returning from my fathers this weekend, it has become clear this brief lapse in my parents’ control over me has caused them to become indignant with rage and worry. Upon my arrival here after college, I was told that they don’t want me to use the internet Mon-Thurs, couple this with not… You and your 6 year old boyfriend should just elope to thailand and get away from...
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I am human and I need to be loved just like...
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Why has everybody been getting questions except...
bummingaslan: Y U NO LOVE ME!!!? cause you’re a paedophile
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OMGOMGOMG JERSEY SHORE FACEBOOK GAME.
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